I was reading one of the two every bustop cia "news" rags, when it informed me, in a number of articles nested firmly between santa's bosom, that there were "fake" witches, and that in Ontario, 5 fake witches in ten years have been nabbed.
First of all I wondered how one would be able to tell a fake witch from a real one.
It would be as easy as finding a fake christian I guess. But there isn't a law against that, being a fake christian.
Is there a witchness test?
If Canadian law can't nab fraudsters who can ascertain fakeness of witches?
So there must be a definition of a witch to compare the fake witch to.
Where do I find that definition? That would be interesting.
A big part of the articles were about people spending thousands of dollars on some blessing or something. Timeshares, whether they are in the after life or in a run down condo that the managers have neglected as they spend the fools money, are almost never nabbed as fraud.
Christian priests demand money for their services though.
Donations are usually in tens to hundreds of dollars, and a longer talk with a priest is more money expected or even a monthly tithe of $300 or so.
Why would you bother spending time "blessing" or counseling someone if you weren't getting paid somehow.
If the Christian priest is found to have done something improper, can the authorities then have him arrested for being a fake priest as well?
I have more to say about this of course, but its cold and the dog is cold outside the library.
Spells. Hmm. Christians have rituals and spells. Hmm.
And what about the Sally Ann eh?
Fake. Money laundering organized crime bikers turned to jesus bullllllsheeeet.
Sorry I don't call spades shovels.
My friend says he hates christians because they just assume that everyone believes like them. He was upset about christmas. Not everyone believes in Christmas. So we should be able to take any day like the solstice or hannukah as a "holy" day, but the only one officially marked on the calendars is the christian holiday.
I don't think I really hate christians. I kind of pity them, and I kind of avoid getting too close. Being surrounded by sheep is too disconcerting, I'd rather watch them from a distance.
