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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Guaranteed homelessness strategies...

So here's a couple of good suggestions for our spineless idiot leader The HarperPuppet.

1. I already covered this in a previous post, but SS could buy VANS second hand in bulk  and get bulk ICBC insurance. For less than  $700 for each person we could get them out of the elements and into a van where at least they are sheltered and can leave their stuff.

2. Why can't we build those little coffin sized crash pads like they got in Japan? Just big enough to sleep in and sit up, they can be the SS specials.

3. Allow people to sleep in all parks at night from 10 pm until 6 am. That's 8 hours, and nobody else is in the park during that time. So just fucking let them already.

4. Allow people to use parkades at night. Make it a huge fine if they litter, and let them sleep in these massive cement structures that are all over, are always empty at night, and many of them are heated to above zero.

5. Allow people to rent their garage to a homeless welfare recipient. They don't have a toilet or shower outside so they'll be fine without, or you could make it that they could rent a garage as long as it has water and a toilet for the welfare rate ($370/month in BC, sick eh?).

6.Require all Shopping carts to be modified so that they can fit a sleeping person and have greater storage capacity and ability to be quickly modified for a power assist module. Instruct Canadian children in the finer points of shopping cart maintenance and shopping cart survival tips to prepare them for being wage slaves under a Conservative Corporate Dictatorship.

7. We could ask the U.N. to help. They gave us shit for the last 5 years over our massive homeless problem which the HarperPuppet gov't has exacerbated to the point of it becoming a major violation of human rights in a "first world" country.

8. We could continue with the HarperPuppet plan to use the Soft Kill strategy to kill all Canadian born meatrobots that are not happy with slaving 40+  hours a week for some fat rich bastard fuckwad who can't pay a raise to their employees but can buy a second Hummer, while their slaves toil all day to pay 80% of their earnings to another rich fuckwad landlord because they can't get a loan from the rich fuckwad banker to get a mortgage on an overpriced house that's ballooned in cost because of being flipped a dozen times by some other rich fuckwads..

9. Let the CIA just shoot all our dissidents in broad daylight. Its actually more effective since everyone can see the brain matter, so no one will dissent anymore. Nobody sees the results of the slow burning and soft - kill, so lets just wack em all.Or we could just let our cops use the same torture techniques they use in those "horrible heathen Muslim enclaves". It wouldn't take much, they already get massive paramilitary training to go with their Dummies text on "diversity", "racial/cultural bias" and "tension diffusion". Then they won't have to kill anyone outside of the job to get their gang colors.

10. And of course, as I've said before, a crew of non-union casual laborers can take any empty warehouse in the DTES, or anywhere in Van, and convert it into 10x15 cubicles for less than the cost of one Olympic Village Condo after the public servant who buys it resells it....

The HarperPuppet pulls Obama dick out of his mouth long enough to gurgle something petulant about socialism being a greater evil than a gov't trying to kill all its cultural workers with economic duress...slurp, slurp, slurp...