So what do all you rich f-wads think about our sprawling metropolis of concrete?
Did you like that downpour? Cool eh?
and isn't it so fine to ramble along the parks and beach paths in the rain,
never stopping to rest because every bench is soaked,
none of them have any covering
and there are no covered tables to sit and eat your lunch?
Is it like this in your country?
Where the city engineering dept. is so intent on punishing people
for wanting to sit in the park on a rainy day and look at the sea?
Unlike your homeland,
you can't sit and drink a bottle of wine legally while sitting in a park
so stick to koolaid.
And all you european smokers
like standing out in the rain to smoke?
Finding good places near olympic venues?
Hah hah.
Cool eh?
You pay 5 bux+ for a beer
twice that or more for your meal
and there isn't a single place in the entire city
where you can sit down warm and covered and smoke
talking to friends
while you drink that beer.
Very "metropolitan"
isn't it?
Are y'all impressed with our "metropolitan" culure?
Hardly any places with live music
the places that do have live music are mostly in skid areas
or they're tiny little boxes that seat less than 100 people.
Yeah, and these people here keep trying to convince everyone they support culture.
Yee haw.
And check out that Art Gallery eh?
You can count the canadian artists there
(other than miss carr) on one hand.
Any of you visitors get snagged for trying to buy some weed yet?
It would be our biggest export. Bigger than oil.
