Anyone had enough of zombies yet?
I needed something to play, to ignite my imagination.
So I grab Resident Evil 5 and Dead Space.
Gorgeus levels, beautiful in game cinematography
what? So I can see entrails better?
Fucking zombie games, zombie movies, vampires zombies werewolves
just fuck off with this shit and give us something else to do than shoot fucking nazis or zombies.
I don't care what new plot device you have for creating another goddamn zombie film or movie
but cut it out already. Fucking gib-porn.
I like games a lot, I write and build them.
The first person shooter, which I love,
lets us all squish our amygdalas into little feral lizard twitches of violence and hand eye co-ordination
and recently in the last few years the wondereful isometric 3rd person rpg's of past glory like Torment or Baldur's Gate have been extruded into 3d space
and fleshed out into immersive environments
open ended worlds of exploration
I'm scrounging around
looking for something where I can do something intelligent as I walk around
not just blow the fuck out of
more goddamned zombies!!!!!
I switch into Oblivion for a while, slower pace, but I'm tired of the fantasy past setting.
Then the skeletons come,
more zombies
I'm disgusted.
Finally, to escape the mutagen infested zombie mind fuck that keeps getting regurgitated through every media orifice in our society, constantly emitting pustulent entertainment of gory brain devouring
I'm going to cleanse my mind
with a fucking puzzle game...
Saturday, January 01, 2011
Is your New Year "happy"?
Got everything you need?
Did you get laid off before xmas like a huge chunk of Canadians do every year?
Should be a law against that.
I got jack. Nada.
Seems like a recurring theme.
The Fat Cats aren't really tightening their belts
But most of us still are
constant
but we get stuck in ruts it seems
zombies for more porn fast food sporting event consumption
I resolved to retire
from working for rip off fat cats
being their go-boy meat robot
speaking of meat robots and zombies....
Did you get laid off before xmas like a huge chunk of Canadians do every year?
Should be a law against that.
I got jack. Nada.
Seems like a recurring theme.
The Fat Cats aren't really tightening their belts
But most of us still are
constant
but we get stuck in ruts it seems
zombies for more porn fast food sporting event consumption
I resolved to retire
from working for rip off fat cats
being their go-boy meat robot
speaking of meat robots and zombies....
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