I remember now
another rip off
another great idea by Mr. Taylor
ripped off while he sat talking at a coffee shop
I wondered why that balding fucker was staring at me
smirking
his old journalist style marantz cassete recorder in its brown leather case
I remember asking him why he wasn't using a flash card recorder
why he was still using a cassette unit
As an AV tech I've used hundreds
always in a black case, or sometimes a dark reddish brown case
never a light brown leather case, I asked him where he got it.
I remember wondering why he was so insistent
on asking my opinion
about an old myth
what I thought about it
what it was really about
what I thought
why would he want me to speculate on that?
I guess probably because people know
In Vancouver, in my neighborhood
that Mr. Taylor knows a lot about Myths
some myths, not all, I have my regions of specialty
and he also knows a lot about science fiction
and has a lot og great "ideas"
he's also broke
and who's gonna care if you steal some ideas from a pothead anyway..eh?
And now it all clicks in
the strange looks
the little laughs
as I was working at stargate Atalantis
the secret
people asking me what I'd do "if someone ripped off your idea"
why people treated me as if I was some poor fuck
they were giving me a hand up about
why suddenly I had biker gangsters crowding around me
trying to fuck me up
why I'm suddenly driven down to nothing
If he kills himself,
or we slander him enough
make him seem crazy
no one will believe him
when he realizes
what we've done
fuck.
Robert Cooper you are a fucking asshole ripoff artist
at least 5 other people know what you've done
in the last 5 years
are you sure you've made no enemies?
nobody that will gladly tell the tale
and fuck you up for fucking me over?
you MOTHER FUCKING PRICK!!!
now I know.
Are you really that sure I won't be able to get some backup prick?
Are you really that sure that no one will notice
that your relative
is now my doctor
"Dr. Cooper"
suddenly appearing on commercial drive
smirking when I try to ask him about a personal issue
that might just kill me?
and he's sharing my personal medical information with his brother?
or is he you dad?
even though it's against the law
I might have more people that believe in me than you know
You fucking thieving prick.
Now I know what the big joke was all about.
Pricks.
Just because the RCMP don't give a fuck about americans ripping off canadian artists
doesn't mean there aren't influential canadians who hate that shit
You failed in your attempt to get me arrested, beat up, framed, incarcerated and killed, Mr. Cooper. That's why I suddenly had whores, pedophiles, gangsters, and mental health people surrounding me, all trying to fuck me over. They didn't succeed you fucking weasel.
I can write. Which is more than I can say for you you sack of shit.
You have the writing ability of a redneck ditch digger,
that's why you resort to stealing ideas from other people.
And you're a fucking asshole, so believe me, someone is going to back me up eventually
not because they like me, but because you're a fucking thieving pansy ass
and guys like you always piss off one too many people.
I'll write a thinly disguised parody of the whole scam you piece of shit.
Sure, some people will believe the character assassination pile of shit you've stacked against me with your money.
But enough people will have that nagging doubt in their heads after they read it.
I have on thing on my side
as fucked up as the shit I write about is
I always tell the truth
and my mind is sound
You fucking thieving prick
Maybe you're beyond my reach
but someone's gonna fuck you up one day for being your asshole self
I'm sure I'm not the only Canadian artist you've fucked up.
MR. Cooper, one day someone's gonna fuck you in the pooper.
"Creator"?
You fucking loser fuck
