Payola and Corporate Media Censorship are gaining new tools to help them maintain their hold on Canadian distribution channels.
For over 60 years the Canadian entertainment system has run tickety-boo on an entrenched system of goody payouts, DJ and critic junkets, paper bag under the table deals, and most recently, comprehensive foreign ownership of actual stations and studios. Rebellious DJ's and content providers were easily removed at a whim and the bland shite that money people pretend is art was unchallenged in it's top level placement on national playlists.
Entertainment media stores and rental chains squeeked with joy, knowing that their single distribution chain system would never again be corrupted by "underground" films and music.
The state watchdog for media channels, already weakened into a lapdog by a Canadian government tightening it's hold on dissenting content creators, is now faced with new powerful legislation ensuring that American Media companies can buy program directors and force Canadians to accept whatever drivel they're dishing out.
Previously Canadians have had extensive access to other media distribution channels like P2P, FTP, Torrents, Newsgroups, and other file exchange methodologies without having to resort to Darknets.
This ensured that Canadian artists actually got played in other countries, by bypassing the Great White Media Gatekeepers, and that rebellious, intelligent, music that those scions of shit wish to suppress have always been accessible to Canadian freethinkers.
Conservatives and other big money cocksuckers now have free range to plunder and pillage the Canadian arts scene, stealing content from miscreant Canadian artists at will with no repercussions, while ensuring that all Canadians will be fed a constant diet of preteen britney clones dressed like whores on our radios and confident white males with guns shooting dark skinned bad guys on our TV's.
The Government and other Corporate Media channels were quick to point at new legislation enacted by the Dictatorship of France as a prime example of their plans in Canada.
Canadian musicians could not be reached for comment. They were too busy standing in the park to get a bowl of free chili.
The Conservative Dictatorship of Canada, smiling from it's well deserved blowjob by American Corporate Media, has vowed to splurge their paper bags of payola on vacation houses and lobbying efforts to remove the pesky Canadian Constitution of Rights and Freedoms from the canadian legal scene.
