I thought up a new film idea.
Faggot with a Revolver.
Its one of those ultraviolent revenge flicks.
It starts out with a little skinny girly boy flamer whose big bear boyfriend gets beat up and robbed by a gang of rednecks.
So little flamer boy does a Taxi Driver and uses his savings to get guns.
All kinds of hilarious sequences ensue where girly boy learns how to clean his guns and use them.
He enlists his super girly fag friends to help him as bait for the thugs.
Then he uses kidnapping and torture to track down all the homo haters who beat his boyfriend up.
Buckets of fake blood pour out as he castrates each of the rednecks.
Sometimes before they are dead, sometimes after.
Lots of frightened conversations between the hunted rednecks as the homo boy racks up their buddies and they all talk about how horrifying it is to be buried with no balls.
I swear it'll be a blockbuster, complete with copycat killings!
At
the end he creates a clubhouse and forms a huge gang with hundreds of
queers and they take over all the businesses owned by the redneck crime
syndicate that was attacking them. In the end, the patrons are all glad
the previous owners are gone and the straights and queers have a big
party and live happily until the sequel when more rednecks show up and
they have a mass battle between rednecks and queers with everyone on
harleys (queers included) and bullets flying everywhere. The flamer boy
who starts it all gets a grand 5 minute death scene full of DRAMA then
gets a hero's burial by the queers who then have a statue made of him.
What do you think? Snazzy eh?
