The Jesus Zombie

This isn't my idea
I don't know if even belongs to the guy who told it to me

I've embellished it considerably
but you may recreate it faithfully if you wish
I have no copyright on either the Passion or:
Jesus as a zombie
The Zombie Christ

Hmmm.
It makes me think

jesus rising from the dead as a zombie
and the first 2 people that actually are waiting up for him
because they love him so
replenish his brain supply so he can continue

That's a great easter story
before and after zombification donkey riding pans and closeups
the whole tomb transformation scene

n fact
you could write it up so that the zombification was already taking hold
when he bit off Judas' ear,
so that would clear him of that cannibal stigma
that the whole ear biting thing was causing for some people.

If there were 2000 zombie movies of Jesus Zombies
That would be better than just zombie
zombies fucking suck
but you could mix it up with Day of the Dead meats Passion of the Zombie Christ

It could be a dramatic tearjerker with maggots and pus
and romans
so many fucking romans
romans and pirates turned to zombies
a battlefield of zombies with beer
there for the whole nailing scene

This is a period piece, right?
There's no tv, but they got beer
unless its like a future apocalypse retelling thing
then they might have TV projection

Pirates and romans and jock zombies
with a little crowd of christians at the center
watching in horror

and fascination
I mean
that's the crucial money shot moment anyway
the long death scene
with hints of the coming zombification
for viewers in the know

lots of fucking zombie robot romans
barely able to speak

they can't even say "brains"
they just say

"spooooorts"

Billeting the DraGOONs - The disruptors attracted your gatherings like evil moths

Pagans exhibit and grow their spirituality outside
this is why outdoor gatherings are so quickly dispersed by police
in the absence of legal gathering places like churches
we found fields to dance in

in the midst of our drum circles and gatherings we think we have safety and equality
but if we look around
we find the dragoons

the shitty gangster fuck who takes over the loudest instrument, playing off time
drunk and mocking
the rocker union boys
just setting up a picnic nearby
and blaring their blasters
where you have always gathered

They are charming
and have money
and its a free world
you can't stop them from coming

unless
you throw rocks at them
or start a fight

they will never get in any trouble for it
they're doing what the masters want
creating fear and tension
so the heathens
will flee

I stopped going to your events
funky people with music and dancing
there were always a couple of the disruptors
usually from surrey or a union

and amongst your people pronouncing the need for equality
I found as much jeering
as any other shitty scene
so it wasn't worth staying

and trying to compete
with the dragoons

If you were really aware as pagans
you would actually learn to fuck them up
but I guess
that is why the Eloi
were food

Does "God" have a Penis?

I mean
she said he was invisible and that she spoke to him all the time
he was all around us

I asked if he had a penis

She said no and then yes
and then something about being formed in his image

You don't have a penis
I said

Do you actually hear a voice?
Words?

No
she said
but I feel his presence

Oh
I said

You speak to him daily, identify him as male, can't see him, aren't sure if he has a penis, have never heard him speak, are still certain that he's male.
And there. Hmm. You're certain he's there as you feel his presence.

Hmm.

Do you believe in Telepathy?
I said

Not really.
Not like, people talking to each other with their minds and stuff,
that would be wierd
She says.

Oh.
I said.

So you've never been a Tree?

A what?
She says

How long have you believed in this "god" that doesn't talk to you?
I said

I guess
She told me more
about it
him
what she thought
about him

I wondered why someone would work with a Godform
or one projected for them by their "trusted" priest
if there was no direct mental speech

outside of flashy rituals
and private personal workings

speaking
and hearing
and seeing
clearly

would be how to interact with a Godform
since it is your own mind
that must take away benefit from the exchange
and communication of that visionary sort is very metaphorical

it doesn't
make sense
to me
it rarely does

To leap and trust
because that is what is expected
and everyone else does
so...I should too...?

It seems silly
I know
the idea of that
big invisible penis

its kind of like
an elephant
in a tiny room
full of people

who don't want to talk about it


"If you're going to tell people the truth,
make them laugh,
otherwise they'll kill you"
- O. Wilde

Dissed

dis = order
dis - ease
dys - phoria
dys - function

These are word programming tools to make INTERSEX humans as wrongly formed - DIS - formed from the NORMAL gender binary

the wording makes us
DIS - tinct
we can be Dis-owned, Dis-enfranchised, Dis-missed,

this syllable is a negative one, a perjorative
like
Dis - turbing
Dis-dained
Dis-membered

 the people in the clinics who get all the money set aside for dealing with these DIS - gusting De - formed group of people who DE - viate from male/female marriage normality, those people get paid to explain to us how wrong we are and how we just have to leave that alone.
The money was all spent in them mocking us
there's none left for our actual healthcare.

If you have a lot of intersex friends or associates
do a little survey
I bet you 9 out of 10 has had serious mental health issues
but if you actually know them
they are fine
but the mental health label is necessary

So no one will take our Dis - reputable words seriously 

if you have a set if Dis - eases then you can DI - vide people who are united under a common pronoun as the intersexed, and turn them into Dis - crete groups of separate dis - orders.
As Intersex people, we earn the group inclusion rights of this larger group encompassing more than 5 separate div - isions. 

As that larger group we can require advocacy, legal protection, and specialist medical care, as in - div - iduals we are just separated out from the group protection by the pack of the medical society after they make us out to be dis - eased in distinct forms.

As the group Intersex, we encompass hundreds of millions of humans in various stages of medical and cultural suppression, as dis - orders, we have no inherent group identity to hide behind or be proud of.