They talk about religious equality here.
Seriously, try and start a Pagan Temple or Atheist Gathering Place.
In Canada the folowing "rules" apply:
Only 1 God.
Not 2, (I don't know how the God/Devil schtick gets past that),
definately not 10 Gods.
There "has" to be 1 main god, otherwise you can only start a "Society".
Godless religions such as some forms of buddhism can only have "societies" as well.
If you look at the religions in Canada,
almost 20% are land-based/ancestor based like wicca/druidry/fey/First Nations,
and another 20% are agnostic atheist, so they may be atheists with spiritual belief systems,
just no particular god.
Then there's all those Buddhists who try to reach
the "state" of nirvana, they don't pray "to" it...
Only 37% of Canada is actually christian.
So why don't we have the Solstice off?
Always the xtian holidays
Solstice always was the true holiday anyways,
just the christians couldn't stop people from having their pagan parties,
so they moved "Jesus' Birthday"
from somewhere in late October/early November (when he was really born)
to make sure that everyone remembered him at the end of their big Pagan Feast.
When they were hung over.
We're all hung over
let's get over to the cathedral
or we'll get burned at the stake
I mean
It's really all crap anyway.
The Old Testament is the TORAH
and I'm constantly amazed how many jew-hating white power freaks I meet
who can quote from the the old testament. Wtf?
Its CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
and even worse,
and that, plus the fact that Jewish people don't believe
the man "prophesied" in the Torah is Jesus
is why the Jewish people hate "christmas"
Because they were completely different religious beliefs
the whole christianity schtick
is Jewish Torah, blended together in a nauseating stew
with sumerian/egyptian/persian/IRANIAN influences
and mashed up with a biography of a Rebel
that was written by people 100 years after his death
Nobody who knew the man in life ever wrote a word about him.
Yet we quote the words THEY put in his mouth
the words of Romanized writers
the hired pens of the conquerors
who never knew the man Jesus at all
never hear him speak a word
3 generations passed after his death
before the first words "attributed to him"
were written down.
Its the great god of the oppressors
that created this Frankenstein spiritual belief system
Roman Syncretism at work
mush up all your prisoners beliefs
into one book
and make sure they all pay Rome.
Sort of like, you know
selling glass beads in exchange for furs
or using pieces of paper
to "prove" that you "own the land"
that someone else' family has lived on
for generations.
Usually someone brown, always someone poor.
Oh shit. Did I just burgerify a Sacred Cow?
Ok, let's go to the stable for some mutton too.
The whole nativity/virgin birth/stable and 3 kings thing?
Guess what.
It comes from Egypt!!! and Sumeria before that!!!
The whole Nativity story is depicted on hieroglyphs
and references have been found to elements of the story in Babylonian/Sumerian tablets!!
Thousands of years before the real Teacher Jesus of Nazareth was born.
There's more!
BELIEVE, young Jedi!
(apparently, 3% of the population ARE Jedi, by the census...)
I swear to you, Joseph and Mary had sex.
She might have done this after
But it didn't just "happen"!
Somebody bonked her, and it wasn't a ball of light
The father was human.
That, or someone got off in the springtime bathing pool
"Oops!! I'm getting big and puking?
Oh no mom! we weren't doing anything like that.....
Crap Joseph,
I think we better take the donkey to Bethlehem
or my dad's gonna bust your head..."
I'm sure I'm not the first to say it.
Anyway. Enough of that.
I think we got enough Sacred Cow meat to feed everyone now.
Happy and relaxing Solstice Pagan Celebrating
lotsa Dancing/Feasting/Breeding/Whatever else to you all.
And to the rest of you who are shivering with nothing
thank your government for their great kindness
from the depths of their thieving hearts
they've made sure that
every prisoner in Canada
has a roof, a bed, heat, and 3 square meals
with access to a shower and toilet
as required by the U.N.
While you, the poor
who do not steal or kill
you shiver and starve and find places in the alley to piss
and freeze to death when you are tired of it all.
U.N. rules don't apply to you
because you aren't a prisoner
or even human, really
You must slave to be a human person with rights and dignity
or be a "refugee" claimant
then you get $1800/month to live on
What a great government we have.
Heil, Heil, Harper
Cleansing the poor of his country
to make room for the rich of America and China
to buy multiple homes and properties
while Canadian banks won't give mortgages
to 3/4 of the people
who already live here
Heil, Heil, Harper
who hates all the fags and witches,
dykes and druids
all the resisters of hypocrisy
he sends his brown guard among us
to kill/rape/beat/destroy them
fill their cups with GHB
while the police look the other way
or take part in their off hours in racist beatings
making sure the white christian boss
can finally get around
that stupid "Charter of rights"
While the U.N. looks away
like it has in so many places
while the U.S. looks on hungrily
knowing our oil and water
will soon be theirs
with the Harperpuppet
at the helm....
killing his own people who stray from "his" way
rather than feed them
what a hero our minority leader is
