Threesomes are Queer.

Threesomes are Queer.
Simple concept.
It is impossible to have a non queer threesome. Threesomes are not “hetero”. They’re queer.
one guy – two girls, they’re Queer.
one girl – two guys, they’re Queer.
Immediately and irrevocably until they die and burn in hell for all the rest of eternity.
That’s just the way it is.
If you dabble with that Queer glue you are just plain stuck I tell ya.
Seriously. Its instantaneous and doesn’t come off. Showers won’t work you filthy ppl.
=P
Just an Epiphany or something.
I dig how integral Threes are to Interplanetary Travel in the novel Babel-17.
Written by a cool black queer guy, a pioneer in speculative fiction.
There is another interesting story that you might look up if you like that.
In the back of Vonda McIntyre’s Dreamsnake dell edition from the early 80′s there is a novella called Aztecs, about a space pilot who has to have her heart replaced with a machine one to fly across the void. The sound of other peoples heartbeats and the feeling of their pulse become unbearable to the Pilots. Sometimes I try to imagine what the Man Who Fell To Earth's swan song album would sound like.